2:00 am - Sun, May 27, 2012
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I killed myself so many times I don’t even exist anymore.
Phil Connors (Bill Murray). Groundhog Day. 
8:14 pm - Sat, May 26, 2012
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jtotheizzoe:

Frank Zappa - “It’s Okay To Be Smart”

“A lot of people who were born smart pretend to be dumb so they can have friends, and that’s a tragedy, you know? … [forget about] acting dumb to have friends, because those friends aren’t gonna do you any good anyway.”

(by robotorb)

2:58 am
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All I’m saying is that if it’s socially acceptable to enjoy watching golf on television, it’s OK for me to enjoy watching people play video games on the Internet.

Joshua “Riser” Campbell

“Summer Games Done Quick 2012” charity marathon is LIVE!!!

(via riser)

2:29 am
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strangewood:

“I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare – in fact, unless you’re a good comedian, you’re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.”
Ian McKellen (born May 25, 1939)

strangewood:

“I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare – in fact, unless you’re a good comedian, you’re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.”

Ian McKellen (born May 25, 1939)

1:33 am
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Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here’s some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel!
Cave Johnson (J.K. Simmons). Portal 2. 
1:22 am
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jtotheizzoe:

A 7 year-old asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what would happen if two black holes collide.

It’s wonderful. You da man, Clayton.

Oh, and the answer will make your head spin in the all the best ways.

(by KaluzaPryme)

1:21 am
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10:17 pm - Thu, May 24, 2012
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Look at my eyes, Faye. One of them is a fake because I lost it in an accident. Since then, I’ve been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So, I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture. I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was over.
Spike Spiegel. Cowboy Bebop.
9:47 pm
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jtotheizzoe:

What are you filling your brain with today?
“So logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood!”

jtotheizzoe:

What are you filling your brain with today?

“So logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood!”

3:45 pm
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laughingsquid:

Art Dealer by Banksy
3:22 pm
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Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit

thefoxxybenedict:

I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.

(via fictionalpenguin)

1:10 am
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This is so going to be mine!!!

otlgaming:

STREET FIGHTER 25TH ANNIVERSARY SET ANNOUNCED

To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Capcom’s Street Fighter franchise a 25th anniversary boxed set is being released on September 18th. At $149.99, this set is for the most diehard of Street Fighter fans but with all the goodies and extras it can be appreciated by most.

The boxed set includes:

  • Four games: Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, Street Fighter III Third Strike Online Edition, Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition with all costume DLC, and Street Fighter X Tekken including all character and Swap Costume DLC.

  • An 8 inch tall, light-up Ryu Statue

  • A Blu-Ray video set which includes a documentary that highlights the profound influence the franchise has had on fans, Street Fighter IV and Super Street Fighter IV Anime movies, as well as all episodes of the Street Fighter animated series and Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie.

  • 11 discs worth of Street Fighter music spanning the past 25 years. Two of the discs include remixes and fan- created music inspired by past Street Fighter games.

  • A 64-page art book pays tribute to Street Fighter fans from all over the world and includes fan pieces submitted by professional and aspiring artists alike.

  • Full-Size, regulation-approved, Ryu Martial Arts belt

  • Certificate of Authenticity
12:09 am
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It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt). Fight Club. 
1:04 pm - Wed, May 23, 2012
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brodinsons:

EXCUSE U

brodinsons:

EXCUSE U

12:02 am
Hi, my name is George, I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.
George Costanza (Jason Alexander). Seinfeld. The Opposite. Season 5, episode 21.
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